Because FUCK GARY. That’s why!

$GUZZ is the Crypto Community’s memecoin response to regulatory overzealous overreach.

If you have any crypto bags whatsoever, you should hate Gary’s guts.  Make sure to support this project and all of crypto by getting a little $GUZZ in your portfolio. With supporting Gary Guzzler the Semen Demon ($GUZZ), you’ll be giving Gary the middle finger and laughing all the way to the digital bank!

$GUZZ has no white paper, no team, no founders, no intrinsic value, and is for entertainment purposes only.  Have no expectation of financial return with this or any other crypto commodity. Just remember though that $GUZZ actually has a use case.  That use case is to rally the crypto community against Gary and his evil empire.  The more popular this token gets, the more of a chance that Gary will see our middle finger message and we all gain big. By the way, GUZZ is designed to make number go up! Seriously.  Read our Tokenomics and Whitepaper. Win-win!